A whole generation of internet users in China are increasingly seeking the solace of the office toilet as a means to escape their woes, as a recently-released report shows the ways in which many pass that private time, especially that spent online.
中国整整一代互联网用户越来越多地寻求办公室厕所的安慰，以此作为摆脱困境的一种手段，最近发布的一份报告显示了许多人度过私人时间的方式，尤其是在网上度过的时间。
Published last week by lagou.com, the report breaks down the types of internet content consumed while tending to essential bodily functions, as well as other statistical analysis, including emotional well being and even, the amount of toilet paper used.
lagou.com 上周发布的这份报告详细分析了在关注基本身体机能的同时消耗的互联网内容类型，以及其他统计分析，包括情绪健康，甚至卫生纸的使用量。
We’ll get to that last part later.
我们稍后会讨论最后一部分。
As to the core of the report, China’s white collar workers’ problems begin before they even reach the sanctuary of the cubicle, with fully 57 percent of internet users saying that they always encounter queues when going to the company toilet.
报告的核心是，中国白领的问题在他们到达小隔间的避难所之前就已经开始了，足有57%的网民表示，他们去公司厕所时总是遇到排队的情况。
The reason for the wait? The 60 percent of those in the cubicle simply looking at their WeChat Moments and the 32 percent who are shopping, reports TechWeb.
等待的原因是什么？据 TechWeb 报道，小隔间里 60% 的人只是看微信朋友圈，32% 的人在购物。
Or perhaps it is those experiencing some kind of emotional disconnect from the world. 35 percent of office toilet goers revealed that they spend their time in there in a daze, while, most worrying of all, 18 percent said they cry while in the bathroom.
或者也许是那些正在经历某种与世界情感脱节的人。 35% 的办公室厕所常客表示，他们在厕所里会发呆，而最令人担忧的是，18% 的人表示，他们在厕所里会哭泣。
On a brighter note, 51 percent of people work while conducting their other business. Others (33 percent) said that they use their bathroom time as a way of coping with the pressure of the working day, and that their time in there is (again rather worryingly) directly proportional to that day’s stress levels.
更乐观的是，51% 的人在工作的同时还从事其他业务。其他人（33%）表示，他们利用上厕所的时间来应对工作日的压力，而他们在浴室的时间（同样令人担忧）与当天的压力水平成正比。
So how much toilet paper do those powering the development of this fine nation get through? The report revealed that 38 percent of internet users consume 3-5 pieces of toilet paper when relieving themselves, while 36 percent prefer to judge the amount necessary by feel alone.
那么，那些为这个美好国家的发展提供动力的人到底需要多少卫生纸呢？报告显示，38%的网民在大小便时会消耗3-5张卫生纸，而36%的人更愿意通过感觉来判断需要的数量。
And most surprisingly of all, 2 percent of people admitted to not using paper at all.
最令人惊讶的是，2% 的人承认根本不使用纸张。
