They know what time you go to work and what time you get home. They never stop phoning you or sending you texts until they see your face. They wait for you all the time. Sometimes they catch you running downstairs in pyjamas on a bad hair day. They even know your mum and dad.
他们知道你什么时候上班，什么时候回家。 在他们看到你的脸之前，他们永远不会停止给你打电话或发短信。 他们一直在等你。 有时，在头发不好的日子里，他们发现你穿着睡衣跑下楼。 他们甚至认识你的爸爸妈妈。
Locals call them “快递小哥” (Little delivery brother) as if they are one of the relations. The more packages you order, the more personal many become with their couriers. In many cases, they might be more fun than you might think. The following are real messages that locals received from their delivery guys.
当地人称他们为“快递小哥”，仿佛他们是亲戚之一。 你订购的包裹越多，对快递员的包裹就越有个性。 在许多情况下，它们可能比你想象的更有趣。 以下是当地人从送货员那里收到的真实信息。
Some are good boyfriend material
有些是好男朋友的材料
“Have you got home yet?”
“你到家了吗？”
“What time can you come back?”
“你什么时候能回来？”
“Why haven’t you answered any of my calls?”
“你为什么不接我的任何电话？”
“If you are really busy, just send me a text.”
“如果你真的很忙，就给我发个短信。”
“Why is it always impossible to reach you? Do you know how worried I am?”
“为什么总是无法联系到你？ 你知道我有多担心吗？”
“Wait for me at home tonight. I will be there. ”
“今晚在家等我。 我会去的。 ”
Some would try anything to avoid climbing those stairs
有些人会想尽一切努力避免爬上那些楼梯
“Please pick up your package as soon as possible. I am very good looking.”
“请尽快取走您的包裹。 我很好看。”
“I’m afraid of your dog. Could you please come downstairs and pick up the package yourself?”
“我害怕你的狗。 你能自己下樓去拿包裹嗎？」
“Come downstairs. I beg you. I have acrophobia.”
“下楼来。 我求你了。 我有恐高症。”
Others are just simply considerate
其他人只是单纯的体贴
“I see you’ve ordered a lot of packages for the past week. You should consider to go easy on shopping in case your lunch money runs out by the end of the month.”
“我看到你在过去的一周里订购了很多包裹。 你应该考虑轻松购物，以防你的午餐钱在月底用完。”
“Wang Mei. You have a package.”
“I’m not at home. Just leave the package somewhere by the door.”
“OK. I’ve stuck the package on the second branch of the tree outside your building, so no one would steal it. Be careful when you climb the tree.”
“王梅。 你有一个包裹。” 我不在家。 把包裹放在门边的某个地方。” “好的。我把包裹放在你大楼外的树的第二根树枝上，这样就没有人会偷它了。 爬树的时候要小心。”