Taxi! Nausea, Check; Body Odour, Check; Both Kidneys, Check

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  • E-bike season starts as spring arrives, ending winter hibernation and car reliance
  • Pre-app taxi hailing was risky; scarce cabs, haggling fares, and urban legends
  • Didi revolutionized transport with GPS, app bookings, and premium, sensory-friendly options
  • Taxis improved with accountability, though occasional odd encounters keep life interesting

I got my e-bike out today. As the Year of The Snake crawls into March, and the cherry blossoms burst into bloom, the days grow longer and life returns to those of us who have spent the winter in hibernation.  Hibernation season begins the day the ebike is retired and four-wheeled friends become my mode of transport. A lot has changed since our first Year of The Snake 12 years ago, and although Iโ€™m usually wary of sweeping generalisations, in this case, it has all been for the better. 

ๆˆ‘ไปŠๅคฉๆŠŠๆˆ‘็š„็”ตๅŠจ่‡ช่กŒ่ฝฆๆ‹ฟๅ‡บๆฅไบ†ใ€‚ ้š็€่›‡ๅนด่ฟ›ๅ…ฅไธ‰ๆœˆ๏ผŒๆจฑ่Šฑ็››ๅผ€๏ผŒๆ—ฅๅญ่ถŠๆฅ่ถŠ้•ฟ๏ผŒๆˆ‘ไปฌ่ฟ™ไบ›ๅ†ฌ็œ ็š„ไบบ็š„็”Ÿๆดปๅˆๅ›žๆฅไบ†ใ€‚ ๅ†ฌ็œ ๅญฃ่Š‚ไปŽ็”ตๅŠจ่‡ช่กŒ่ฝฆ้€€ๅฝน็š„้‚ฃๅคฉๅผ€ๅง‹๏ผŒๅ››่ฝฎๆœ‹ๅ‹ๆˆไธบๆˆ‘็š„ไบค้€šๅทฅๅ…ทใ€‚ ่‡ช12ๅนดๅ‰ใ€Š่›‡ใ€‹็š„็ฌฌไธ€ๅนดไปฅๆฅ๏ผŒๅ‘็”Ÿไบ†ๅพˆๅคšๅ˜ๅŒ–๏ผŒ่™ฝ็„ถๆˆ‘้€šๅธธๅฏน็ฌผ็ปŸ็š„ๆฆ‚ๆ‹ฌๆŒ่ญฆๆƒ•๏ผŒไฝ†ๅœจ่ฟ™็งๆƒ…ๅ†ตไธ‹๏ผŒไธ€ๅˆ‡้ƒฝๅ˜ๅพ—ๆ›ดๅฅฝไบ†ใ€‚

Back then, before the dawn of WeChat or Alipay, hailing a cab was an entirely different experience to todayโ€™s app-flicking simplicity. It was a much more rough and ready undertaking for a multiplicity of reasons. 

้‚ฃๆ—ถ๏ผŒๅœจๅพฎไฟกๆˆ–ๆ”ฏไป˜ๅฎ็š„้ปŽๆ˜Žไน‹ๅ‰๏ผŒๅซๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆๆ˜ฏไธ€็งไธŽไปŠๅคฉๅบ”็”จ็จ‹ๅบ่ฝปๅผน็š„็ฎ€ๅ•ๆ€งๅฎŒๅ…จไธๅŒ็š„ไฝ“้ชŒใ€‚ ๅ‡บไบŽๅคš็งๅŽŸๅ› ๏ผŒ่ฟ™ๆ˜ฏไธ€ไธชๆ›ดๅŠ ่‰ฐ้šพๅ’Œๅ‡†ๅค‡็š„ไปปๅŠกใ€‚

Firstly, you had to actually spy one of these elusive creatures in the wild and flag it down. 

้ฆ–ๅ…ˆ๏ผŒไฝ ๅฟ…้กป็œŸๆญฃๅœจ้‡Žๅค–็›‘่ง†่ฟ™ไบ›้šพไปฅๆ‰ๆ‘ธ็š„็”Ÿ็‰ฉไน‹ไธ€๏ผŒๅนถๆŠŠๅฎƒๆ ‡่ฎฐไธ‹ๆฅใ€‚

Xianlin was still in its infancy as a suburban centre back then, so they were few and far between. It didnโ€™t help that I had two babies and an unwieldy double buggy which made many drivers speed on by. 

ๅฝ“ๆ—ถ๏ผŒไป™ๆž—ไฝœไธบ้ƒŠๅŒบไธญๅฟƒไปๅค„ไบŽ่ตทๆญฅ้˜ถๆฎต๏ผŒๆ‰€ไปฅๅฎƒไปฌๅพˆๅฐ‘ใ€‚ ๆˆ‘ๆœ‰ไธคไธชๅญฉๅญๅ’Œไธ€่ผ›็ฌจ้‡็š„ๅŒไบบ่ถŠ้‡Ž่ฝฆ๏ผŒ่ฟ™่ฎฉๅพˆๅคšๅธๆœบ่ถ…้€Ÿ่€Œ่ฟ‡๏ผŒ่ฟ™ไนŸ็„กๆฟŸๆ–ผไบ‹ใ€‚

The first option was by and far the most dodgy. You could approach a so-called โ€œBlack Taxiโ€; a ragtaggle collection of ramshackle vehicles that parked at the gates of compounds and drove intrepid customers around the city. Without a license or a meter in sight, it was a reliable but somewhat nerve-wracking experience. Was the driver drunk, or did he always drive like this? Was this an illegal taxi or had I hopped in beside an axe-murderer? Who was that other person asleep in the passenger seat? So many questions. 

็ฌฌไธ€ไธช้€‰ๆ‹ฉๆ˜ฏ่ฟ„ไปŠไธบๆญขๆœ€ๅฏ็–‘็š„ใ€‚ ไฝ ๅฏไปฅๆŽฅ่ฟ‘ไธ€่พ†ๆ‰€่ฐ“็š„โ€œ้ป‘่‰ฒๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆโ€๏ผ›ไธ€่พ†็ ด็ƒ‚ไธๅ ช็š„่ฝฆ่พ†๏ผŒๅœๅœจๅคง้™ข้—จๅฃ๏ผŒๅผ€่ฝฆๅธฆ็€ๆ— ็•็š„้กพๅฎขๅœจๅŸŽๅธ‚้‡Œ่ฝฌ่ฝฌใ€‚ ๅœจๆฒกๆœ‰่ฎธๅฏ่ฏๆˆ–ไปช่กจ็š„ๆƒ…ๅ†ตไธ‹๏ผŒ่ฟ™ๆ˜ฏไธ€ๆฌกๅฏ้ ไฝ†ๆœ‰ไบ›็ดงๅผ ็š„็ปๅކใ€‚ ๅธๆœบๆ˜ฏๅ–้†‰ไบ†๏ผŒ่ฟ˜ๆ˜ฏไป–ๆ€ปๆ˜ฏ่ฟ™ๆ ทๅผ€่ฝฆ๏ผŸ ่ฟ™ๆ˜ฏไธ€่พ†้žๆณ•ๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆ๏ผŒ่ฟ˜ๆ˜ฏๆˆ‘่ทณ่ฟ›ไบ†ๆ–งๅคด่ฐ‹ๆ€่€…ๆ—่พน๏ผŸ ๅœจๅ‰ฏ้ฉพ้ฉถๅบงไธŠ็ก็€็š„้‚ฃไธชไบบๆ˜ฏ่ฐ๏ผŸ ่ฟ™ไนˆๅคš้—ฎ้ข˜ใ€‚

Better by far to hail a yellow taxi (or green, depending on which side of our fair city you dwell).

ๅˆฐ็›ฎๅ‰ไธบๆญข๏ผŒๆœ€ๅฅฝๅซไธ€่พ†้ป„่‰ฒๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆ๏ผˆๆˆ–็ปฟ่‰ฒ๏ผŒๅ–ๅ†ณไบŽไฝ ไฝๅœจๆˆ‘ไปฌๅ…ฌๅนณๅŸŽๅธ‚็š„ๅ“ชไธ€่พน๏ผ‰ใ€‚

If you did manage to lure a passing taxi to the curb, the next challenge was to negotiate the fare which meant, a), speaking to the driver, and b), really asking yourself the question โ€œHow badly do I need this cab?โ€. Even if you did manage to convince the driver to turn on the meter, they could still detour their way to a similarly outrageous fare, turning a ten minute trip into an odyssey. 

ๅฆ‚ๆžœไฝ ็กฎๅฎž่ฎพๆณ•ๅผ•่ฏฑไธ€่พ†่ทฏ่ฟ‡็š„ๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆๅˆฐ่ทฏ่พน๏ผŒไธ‹ไธ€ไธชๆŒ‘ๆˆ˜ๆ˜ฏๅๅ•†็ฅจไปท๏ผŒ่ฟ™ๆ„ๅ‘ณ็€๏ผŒa๏ผ‰ไธŽๅธๆœบไบค่ฐˆ๏ผŒb๏ผ‰็œŸๆญฃ้—ฎ่‡ชๅทฑ่ฟ™ไธช้—ฎ้ข˜โ€œๆˆ‘ๆœ‰ๅคš้œ€่ฆ่ฟ™่พ†ๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆ๏ผŸโ€ใ€‚ ๅณไฝฟไฝ ็กฎๅฎž่ฎพๆณ•่ฏดๆœๅธๆœบๆ‰“ๅผ€่ฎกไปทๅ™จ๏ผŒไป–ไปฌไป็„ถๅฏไปฅ็ป•้“ๅˆฐๅŒๆ ท็ฆป่ฐฑ็š„็ฅจไปท๏ผŒๅฐ†ๅๅˆ†้’Ÿ็š„ๆ—…็จ‹ๅ˜ๆˆๅฅฅๅพท่ต›ใ€‚

One friend of mine refused to ever approach these elusive beasts, however. According to her, a friend of a friend had taken one of these taxis several years back. The friend and her husband were riding in the back when suddenly, the driver stopped on a secluded road and got out of the car to check the tire. Several minutes passed before the husband alighted to check what the problem was, when lo and behold, the driver punched him, jumped back in the car and absconded with the manโ€™s wife. 

็„ถ่€Œ๏ผŒๆˆ‘็š„ไธ€ๅ€‹ๆœ‹ๅ‹ๆ‹’็ต•ๆŽฅ่ฟ‘้€™ไบ›้›ฃไปฅๆ‰ๆ‘ธ็š„้‡Ž็ธใ€‚ ๆฎๅฅน่ฏด๏ผŒๅ‡ ๅนดๅ‰๏ผŒไธ€ไธชๆœ‹ๅ‹็š„ๆœ‹ๅ‹ๅ่ฟ‡ๅ…ถไธญไธ€่พ†ๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆใ€‚ ๆœ‹ๅ‹ๅ’Œๅฅน็š„ไธˆๅคซๆญฃๅๅœจๅŽ้ข๏ผŒ็ช็„ถ๏ผŒๅธๆœบๅœๅœจไธ€ๆกๅƒป้™็š„้“่ทฏไธŠ๏ผŒไธ‹่ฝฆๅŽปๆฃ€ๆŸฅ่ฝฎ่ƒŽใ€‚ ่ฟ‡ไบ†ๅ‡ ๅˆ†้’Ÿ๏ผŒไธˆๅคซๆ‰ไธ‹่ฝฆๆฃ€ๆŸฅ้—ฎ้ข˜ๅ‡บๅœจๅ“ช้‡Œ๏ผŒ็ช็„ถ๏ผŒๅธๆœบๆ‰“ไบ†ไป–ไธ€ๆ‹ณ๏ผŒ่ทณๅ›ž่ฝฆ้‡Œ๏ผŒๅ’Œ็”ทไบบ็š„ๅฆปๅญไธ€่ตท่ตฐไบ†ใ€‚

And she was never seen again! Or maybe she showed up, minus a kidney.

ๅ†ไนŸ่งไธๅˆฐๅฅนไบ†๏ผ ๆˆ–่€…ไนŸ่ฎธๅฅนๅ‡บ็Žฐไบ†๏ผŒ้™คไบ†่‚พ่„ใ€‚

I canโ€™t recall how that particular urban legend ended. This was all part of an illegal organ trafficking scam, my friend assured me, and for that reason, one should never go near these yellow death wagons. 

ๆˆ‘ไธ่ฎฐๅพ—้‚ฃไธช็‰นๆฎŠ็š„ๅŸŽๅธ‚ไผ ่ฏดๆ˜ฏๆ€Žไนˆ็ป“ๆŸ็š„ใ€‚ ๆˆ‘็š„ๆœ‹ๅ‹ๅ‘ๆˆ‘ไฟ่ฏ๏ผŒ่ฟ™้ƒฝๆ˜ฏ้žๆณ•ๅ™จๅฎ˜่ดฉ่ฟ้ช—ๅฑ€็š„ไธ€้ƒจๅˆ†๏ผŒๅ‡บไบŽ่ฟ™ไธชๅŽŸๅ› ๏ผŒไบบไปฌๆฐธ่ฟœไธๅบ”่ฏฅ้ ่ฟ‘่ฟ™ไบ›้ป„่‰ฒ็š„ๆญปไบก้ฉฌ่ฝฆใ€‚

But I wasnโ€™t scared of urban legends, oh no. I was far more afraid of the cacophony of smells and sounds that assailed the senses when travelling by taxi. Over the years, my brain has amassed a vast catalogue of offensive odours and nefarious noises. Cigarette smoke, garlic and fetid body odour are a sure fire recipe for car-sickness, with added bonus points for if the car-sickness manifests itself. 

ไฝ†ๆˆ‘ๅนถไธๅฎณๆ€•ๅŸŽๅธ‚ไผ ่ฏด๏ผŒๅ“ฆ๏ผŒไธใ€‚ ๆˆ‘ๆ›ดๅฎณๆ€•ไน˜ๅๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆๆ—…่กŒๆ—ถๅˆบๆฟ€ๆ„Ÿๅฎ˜็š„ๆฐ”ๅ‘ณๅ’Œๅฃฐ้Ÿณ็š„ไธๅ’Œ่ฐใ€‚ ๅคšๅนดๆฅ๏ผŒๆˆ‘็š„ๅคง่„‘็งฏ็ดฏไบ†ๅคง้‡ไปคไบบๅŽŒๆถ็š„ๆฐ”ๅ‘ณๅ’Œ้‚ชๆถ็š„ๅ™ช้Ÿณ็›ฎๅฝ•ใ€‚ ้ฆ™็ƒŸ็ƒŸ้›พใ€ๅคง่’œๅ’Œๆถ่‡ญ็š„ไฝ“ๅ‘ณๆ˜ฏๅผ•่ตทๆ™•่ฝฆ็š„ๅฟ…็ปไน‹่ทฏ๏ผŒๅฆ‚ๆžœๆ™•่ฝฆ่กจ็Žฐๅ‡บๆฅ๏ผŒ่ฟ˜ๆœ‰้ขๅค–็š„ๅŠ ๅˆ†ใ€‚

Then the sensory overload becomes really problematic, with the risk of chain-car-sickness-manifestations. 

็„ถๅŽ๏ผŒๆ„Ÿๅฎ˜่ถ…่ฝฝๅ˜ๅพ—้žๅธธๆˆ้—ฎ้ข˜๏ผŒๆœ‰่ฟž้”่ฝฆ็—…็—‡่กจ็Žฐ็š„้ฃŽ้™ฉใ€‚

Add to that the blipping and beeping of the 17 iPhones attached to the dashboard, all at full volume, and we are well on the way to a full-blown mental fracture. It wasnโ€™t my kidneys I was worried about. It was my sanity. 

ๅ†ๅŠ ไธŠ่ฟžๆŽฅๅˆฐไปช่กจๆฟ็š„17้ƒจiPhone็š„ๅ“”ๅ“”ๅฃฐๅ’Œๅ“”ๅ“”ๅฃฐ๏ผŒๆˆ‘ไปฌๆญฃๅค„ไบŽๅ…จ้ข็ฒพ็ฅžๅดฉๆบƒ็š„่ทฏไธŠใ€‚ ๆˆ‘ๆ‹…ๅฟƒ็š„ไธๆ˜ฏๆˆ‘็š„่‚พ่„ใ€‚ ่ฟ™ๆ˜ฏๆˆ‘็š„็†ๆ™บใ€‚

Yet, over time, the chaos yields to a certain logic, almost a poetry of motion. The taxi drivers of Nanjing are masters of their domain. If you want to get somewhere fast, hang your head out that window and grab a yellow cab. Nowadays, it is so much easier too.

็„ถ่€Œ๏ผŒ้š็€ๆ—ถ้—ด็š„ๆŽจ็งป๏ผŒๆททไนฑๅฑˆๆœไบŽๆŸ็ง้€ป่พ‘๏ผŒๅ‡ ไนŽๆ˜ฏ่ฟๅŠจ็š„่ฏ—ๆญŒใ€‚ ๅ—ไบฌ็š„ๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆๅธๆœบๆ˜ฏไป–ไปฌ้ข†ๅŸŸ็š„ไธปไบบใ€‚ ๅฆ‚ๆžœไฝ ๆƒณๅฟซ้€Ÿๅˆฐ่พพๆŸไธชๅœฐๆ–น๏ผŒๆŠŠๅคดไผธๅ‡บ็ช—ๅค–๏ผŒ็„ถๅŽๅไธ€่พ†้ป„่‰ฒ็š„ๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆใ€‚ ๅฆ‚ไปŠ๏ผŒ่ฟ™ไนŸๅฎนๆ˜“ๅคšไบ†ใ€‚

Didi burst onto the scene in 2012, using GPS to coordinate nearby cabs it allowed smartphone users to contract ride services without taking to the streets or risking bankruptcy. It became accessible through Alipay and WeChat in 2013, and revolutionised transport. 

ๆปดๆปดไบŽ2012ๅนด้—ฏๅ…ฅ็Žฐๅœบ๏ผŒไฝฟ็”จGPSๅ่ฐƒ้™„่ฟ‘็š„ๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆ๏ผŒๅฎƒๅ…่ฎธๆ™บ่ƒฝๆ‰‹ๆœบ็”จๆˆทๅœจไธไธŠ่ก—ๆˆ–ๅ†’็ ดไบง้ฃŽ้™ฉ็š„ๆƒ…ๅ†ตไธ‹็ญพ็บฆไน˜่ฝฆๆœๅŠกใ€‚ 2013ๅนด๏ผŒๅฎƒ้€š่ฟ‡ๆ”ฏไป˜ๅฎๅ’Œๅพฎไฟกๅฏไปฅ่ฎฟ้—ฎ๏ผŒๅนถๅฝปๅบ•ๆ”นๅ˜ไบ†ไบค้€šใ€‚

At first, it was simply a matter of securing the elusive taxi without hunting for it in the wild; convenient, but still with its sensory challenges. But then, Did Premier came along, with its swanky black exterior and plush, silent insides, and friends, for the win, working seatbelts! 

่ตทๅˆ๏ผŒ่ฟ™ๅชๆ˜ฏไธ€ไธช็กฎไฟ้šพไปฅๆ‰ๆ‘ธ็š„ๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆ็š„้—ฎ้ข˜๏ผŒ่€Œไธๅฟ…ๅœจ้‡Žๅค–ๅฏปๆ‰พๅฎƒ๏ผ›ๅพˆๆ–นไพฟ๏ผŒไฝ†ไป็„ถๆœ‰ๆ„Ÿๅฎ˜ๆŒ‘ๆˆ˜ใ€‚ ไฝ†้šๅŽ๏ผŒPremierๆฅไบ†๏ผŒๅฎƒๆ‹ฅๆœ‰่ฑชๅŽ็š„้ป‘่‰ฒๅค–่ง‚ๅ’Œๆฏ›็ป’็ป’๏ผŒๅฎ‰้™็š„ๅ†…้ƒจ๏ผŒ่ฟ˜ๆœ‰ๆœ‹ๅ‹๏ผŒไธบไบ†่ƒœๅˆฉ๏ผŒๅทฅไฝœๅฎ‰ๅ…จๅธฆ๏ผ

Gone were the days of sliding up and down the back seat whilst fighting waves of nausea. 

ๅœจๅŽๅบงไธŠไธŠไธ‹ๆป‘ๅŠจ๏ผŒๅŒๆ—ถไธŽๆถๅฟƒ็š„ๆตชๆฝฎไฝœๆ–—ไบ‰็š„ๆ—ฅๅญๅทฒ็ปไธ€ๅŽปไธๅค่ฟ”ไบ†ใ€‚

These swift and elegant beasts became a stalwart for the sensorily sensitive among us, and now, there are even categories such as Premiere Executive and Luxe, but I have yet to experience the upper echelons of the Didi experience. 

่ฟ™ไบ›ๅฟซ้€Ÿ่€Œไผ˜้›…็š„้‡Žๅ…ฝๆˆไธบๆˆ‘ไปฌไธญๆ„Ÿๅฎ˜ๆ•ๆ„Ÿ็š„ๅšๅฎš่€…๏ผŒ็Žฐๅœจ๏ผŒ็”š่‡ณ่ฟ˜ๆœ‰Premiere Executiveๅ’ŒLuxe็ญ‰็ฑปๅˆซ๏ผŒไฝ†ๆˆ‘่ฟ˜ๆฒกๆœ‰ไฝ“้ชŒ่ฟ‡Didiไฝ“้ชŒ็š„้ซ˜ๅฑ‚ใ€‚

Whilst the rise of the Didi phenomenon has impacted the taxi industry, they are holding their own with the multitude of Didi options out there, and the yellow cabs have benefitted from the accountability of app tracing and official taxi licenses necessary nowadays. Gone are the urban legends of organ trafficking. Gone too are the nefarious Black Taxis that operated with nere a license nor a worry in the world. 

่™ฝ็„ถๆปดๆปด็Žฐ่ฑก็š„ๅ…ด่ตทๅฝฑๅ“ไบ†ๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆ่กŒไธš๏ผŒไฝ†ไป–ไปฌๆญฃๅœจไธŽไผ—ๅคšๆปดๆปด้€‰ๆ‹ฉ็›ธๅพ—็›Š๏ผŒ้ป„่‰ฒๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆๅ—็›ŠไบŽๅฝ“ไปŠๅฟ…่ฆ็š„ๅบ”็”จ็จ‹ๅบ่ฟฝ่ธชๅ’Œๅฎ˜ๆ–นๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆๆ‰ง็…ง็š„้—ฎ่ดฃๅˆถใ€‚ ๅ™จๅฎ˜่ดฉ่ฟ็š„ๅŸŽๅธ‚ไผ ่ฏดๅทฒ็ปไธ€ๅŽปไธๅค่ฟ”ไบ†ใ€‚ ้‚ชๆถ็š„้ป‘่‰ฒๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆไนŸๆถˆๅคฑไบ†๏ผŒ่ฟ™ไบ›ๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆๆฒกๆœ‰ๆ‰ง็…ง๏ผŒไนŸไธ็”จๆ‹…ๅฟƒใ€‚

That said, last week I did jump into the back of a car and tell the driver the last four digits of my phone number, before realising that the driver was not only dressed in pyjamas, but quite perplexed as to what I was doing there. Taxis may evolve, time passes by, but life in Nanjing will always remain interesting. 

่ฏ่™ฝๅฆ‚ๆญค๏ผŒไธŠๅ‘จๆˆ‘็กฎๅฎž่ทณ่ฟ›ไบ†่ฝฆๅŽ๏ผŒๅ‘Š่ฏ‰ไบ†ๅธๆœบๆˆ‘็”ต่ฏๅท็ ็š„ๆœ€ๅŽๅ››ไฝๆ•ฐๅญ—๏ผŒ็„ถๅŽๆ„่ฏ†ๅˆฐๅธๆœบไธไป…็ฉฟ็€็ก่กฃ๏ผŒ่€Œไธ”ๅฏนๆˆ‘ๅœจ้‚ฃ้‡Œๅšไป€ไนˆ้žๅธธๅ›ฐๆƒ‘ใ€‚ ๅ‡บ็งŸ่ฝฆๅฏ่ƒฝไผšๆผ”ๅ˜๏ผŒๆ—ถ้—ดไผšๆต้€๏ผŒไฝ†ๅ—ไบฌ็š„็”Ÿๆดปๅฐ†ๆฐธ่ฟœๆœ‰่ถฃใ€‚

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